Back Row Player Profiles
Full Name: Jason Kelly Sponsor:
Nick Names: Chopper
Age, Birth Place and Date: Morrinsville, New Zealand
Occupation: Dolphin Trainer Dream Job: Scotty Camerons 2IC
Height: 183 cm Weight: 100kg
Position: Backrow
Previous Clubs: Harbour Hawks
Representative Rugby: Otago B
Best Sporting Moment: Length of the pitch intercept try in U6s
Favourite Player: BIG BOB Aitken
Hobbies and Interests outside rugby: Long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and stargazing
Most Influential Person in your Rugby Career: Kev Anderson - "Best sidestep in the game"
3 People you would most like have to dinner with and why:
Bill Gates and Donald Trump - Both smart people
Megan Fox - dessert
Person you would least like to share a room with and why:
Hugh Green - The guy has the personal hygiene of a skunk crossed with a pig
Full Name: James Bounty Hunter Green Sponsor:
Nick Names: Leeland, Dog
Age, Birth Place and Date: 21, New Zealand, 12/08/88
Occupation: Bookie Dream Job: Bounty Hunter
Height: 191 cm Weight: 92 kg
Position: Second Row/Flanker
Previous Clubs: Ardmore, Gold Coast Breakers
Representative Rugby:
Best Sporting Moment: Receiving a yellow and a red card on the same tour
Favourite Player:
Hobbies and Interests outside rugby: Spending time with my princess
Most Influential Person in your Rugby Career:
3 People you would most like have to dinner with and why:
Dog, Maury and Jeremy Kyle
Person you would least like to share a room with and why:
Scott Cameron, Dragon Slayer
Full Name: Hugh Green Sponsor: Nick Names: Steve Carell Age, Birth Place and Date: 21, Auckland, NZ, 12/8/88 Occupation: Farm Hand Dream Job: WWE Superstar Height: 182 cm Weight: 92 kg Position: Flanker Previous Clubs: Ardmore Marist Representative Rugby: Best Sporting Moment: Favourite Player: Phil Waugh Hobbies and Interests outside rugby: Poker, Sports Most Influential Person in your Rugby Career: Silver Fox 3 People you would most like have to dinner with and why: Will Ferrel, Freley Hopa, Kevin Anderson - They're all clowns Person you would least like to share a room with and why: Jason Kelly - He smells
Full Name: Lewis McLachlan Sponsor: M. Wilson Nick Names: Lewbo, Lube Age, Birth Place and Date: 20, Bellshill, 11/4/89 Occupation: Electrician Dream Job: WWE Superstar Height: 5'11" Weight: 87 kg Position: Flanker Previous Clubs: Representative Rugby: Edinburgh U16, U17, U18 Best Sporting Moment: Winning Edinburgh District U18 Shield Favourite Player: Hugh Green, Scott Watson, Lewis Moody Hobbies and Interests outside rugby: Golf, Poker Most Influential Person in your Rugby Career: Jonny Wilkinson - Never give up! 3 People you would most like have to dinner with and why: Megan Fox - Why ask?! John Cena - You can't see me! Ritchie McCaw Person you would least like to share a room with and why: Hugh Green - Why would anyone?
Full Name: John Stewart Galloway Sponsor: J. Adamson and Son
Nick Names: Johnboy, JB
Age, Birth Place and Date: 20, Lanark, 31/05/89
Occupation: Farmer at the mo Dream Job: Rally Mechanic
Height: 6' Weight: 85ish kg
Position: Back Row
Previous Clubs: Zingari Richmond, Ravensbourne Harbour (Both Dunedin NZ)
Representative Rugby: Glasgow Chiefs U16
Best Sporting Moment: Holding Currie to a 0-0 draw in the final of the U16's Shield despite only having 12 players
Favourite Player: At Biggar - Kev Robison, Sione Lanaki
Hobbies and Interests outside rugby: Playing music - drums, bass guitar, triangle
Most Influential Person in your Rugby Career: Yogi Barr
3 People you would most like have to dinner with and why:
Hulk Hogan - Ledge!
Jesus - Naturally
Margaret Thatcher - to poison her
Person you would least like to share a room with and why:
Nick Ryan - He's a clatty… [editorial comment: sorry John kids might read this!] [editorial word substitution]…fellow
Full Name: John Hyslop Sponsor: DKR
Nick Names: Hissy
Age, Birth Place and Date: 7/12/89
Occupation: Agricultural Engineer Dream Job: Student
Height: 5'11 Weight: 10 ½ Stone
Position: Flanker
Previous Clubs:
Representative Rugby:
Best Sporting Moment: Player of the year for 2nds and captain of colts.
Favourite Player: Richie McCaw
Hobbies and Interests outside rugby: Football, Hockey, Golf
Most Influential Person in your Rugby Career: Mike Mckeand
3 People you would most like have to dinner with and why:
Wonksy, Howie and Renwick because they were next to me when I wrote this.
Person you would least like to share a room with and why:
Full Name: Charles Cochrane Sponsor: Nick Names: Chucky, Chuck Age, Birth Place and Date: Lanark Smiley, 19/3/90 Occupation: Greenkeeper Dream Job: Professional Player Height: 6' Weight: 86 kg Position: Backrow sometimes centre Previous Clubs: Representative Rugby: Best Sporting Moment: Knocking a prop out with a handoff Favourite Player: Richie McCaw/ Sean Lamont Hobbies and Interests outside rugby: Basketball, Football, Badminton Most Influential Person in your Rugby Career: 3 People you would most like have to dinner with and why: Person you would least like to share a room with and why: